can’t we have one meeting that doesn’t end with digging up a corpse?
I don’t update steamerbean regularly because really, nothing ever happens to me. Or rather, when stuff happens, I don’t feel compelled to share it with you, dear reader. You don’t need to know, or care about what I had for breakfast (nicotine gum and Mountain Dew) or what I watch on TV (whatever is on the Military channel). I usually wait until something noteworthy happens, and then I just kind of glaze over it. Last week something happened, and I didn’t even bother to tell you. Last week I was elected by write-in to the city council. And really, that news itself isn’t very noteworthy since nobody filed for the chair, and I essentially ran unopposed. I told maybe 20 people to write me in and 65 did so. Nobody had any interest in doing the job so I asked if I could do it. So sometime in December I get sworn in for a 4 year term.

internet killed the video star
For the first time in 15 years, MTV has gone and done something that’s actually pretty cool. They’ve setup a site with nothing but 22,000+ music videos. Actual music videos. No more crappy youtube pirate crap made by some dumbass pointing his camera at a TV and the accompanying go-tard comments and ads. I don’t see any Matthew Sweet videos, but there more than enough gems that I have not seen since I was a wee child to keep me occupied for a long, long time.
No comments95% of winning in fantasy football is coming up with a good team name
The other 5% is gravy.

I mean, look at that list. If you took away the standings and graded the teams based SOLELY on their names, the order would not change. Also, I posted this just to brag. HAW HAW MOTHER FUCKS!
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