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can’t we have one meeting that doesn’t end with digging up a corpse?

I don’t update steamerbean regularly because really, nothing ever happens to me.  Or rather, when stuff happens, I don’t feel compelled to share it with you, dear reader.  You don’t need to know, or care about what I had for breakfast (nicotine gum and Mountain Dew) or what I watch on TV (whatever is on the Military channel).  I usually wait until something noteworthy happens, and then I just kind of glaze over it.  Last week something happened, and I didn’t even bother to tell you.  Last week I was elected by write-in to the city council.  And really, that news itself isn’t very noteworthy since nobody filed for the chair, and I essentially ran unopposed.  I told maybe 20 people to write me in and 65 did so.  Nobody had any interest in doing the job so I asked if I could do it.  So sometime in December I get sworn in for a 4 year term.

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Let’s hope they never find this blog.
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gotta nuke somethin’

nuke-the-whales

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internet killed the video star

For the first time in 15 years, MTV has gone and done something that’s actually pretty cool.  They’ve setup a site with nothing but 22,000+ music videosActual music videos.  No more crappy youtube pirate crap made by some dumbass pointing his camera at a TV and the accompanying go-tard comments and ads.  I don’t see any Matthew Sweet videos, but there more than enough gems that I have not seen since I was a wee child to keep me occupied for a long, long time.

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why has it taken 20 years for someone to think of this costume?

say anything

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95% of winning in fantasy football is coming up with a good team name

The other 5% is gravy.

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I mean, look at that list.  If you took away the standings and graded the teams based SOLELY on their names, the order would not change.  Also, I posted this just to brag. HAW HAW MOTHER FUCKS!

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